Why We're Better at Queuing Than Computing

Written SH on 2025-02-24.

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We’ve elevated tea breaks to an art form, mastered the subtle craft of looking busy whilst actually discussing last night’s telly, and perfected the art of turning a quick pub lunch into a leisurely afternoon affair. One might say we’re incredibly productive at being unproductive.

But beneath our self-deprecating humour lies, perhaps, a genuine economic conundrum that’s been puzzling economists for decades. The UK’s productivity puzzle isn’t just about our penchant for PG Tips or our meteorologically-induced melancholy – it’s a complex challenge that threatens the very fabric of our economic future.

The Traditional Tale

For years, economists have spun us a familiar yarn about Britain’s productivity woes. The story typically features the usual suspects: chronic underinvestment in infrastructure, a skills gap wider than the Channel, and our economy’s dramatic shift from manufacturing to services. Like a perfectly steep cuppa, these explanations have steeped in economic discourse for years.

The numbers paint a sobering picture. Since the 2008 financial crisis, our productivity growth has been more stagnant than a forgotten cup of tea, with GDP per hour worked barely budging. While our European neighbours seem to be racing ahead in their German-engineered productivity machines, we’re still trying to restart our economic engine with a rusty key.

Beyond the Obvious: A Darker Brew

However, there’s a more compelling – and perhaps more controversial – explanation brewing beneath the surface. While we’ve been busy blaming our productivity woes on everything from our weather to our working culture, we’ve overlooked a fundamental shift in our economic landscape: the growing influence of the ultra-wealthy on our nation’s assets.

Consider this: as the UK’s super-rich have amassed ever-larger fortunes, they’ve increasingly channelled their wealth into passive assets rather than productive investments. London’s skyline has become a testament to this phenomenon, with luxury apartments standing empty while productive businesses struggle to find affordable space to expand.

This wealth concentration has created a form of economic distortion that would make even a funhouse mirror blush. The ultra-wealthy’s preference for asset acquisition has inflated property values and financial instruments to astronomical levels, effectively creating a two-speed economy. Whilst the top tier plays monopoly with prime real estate and financial derivatives, the productive economy – where actual goods are made and genuine services provided – gasps for investment like a fish out of water.

The Asset Trap

The mechanism is fiendishly simple yet devastatingly effective. When capital increasingly flows into passive assets rather than productive investments, we end up with an economy that’s better at storing wealth than creating it. Our brightest minds are drawn to financial engineering rather than actual engineering, and our most promising innovations often wither on the vine for lack of patient capital.

This misallocation of resources has created a peculiar paradox: we’re asset-rich but productivity-poor. While our national wealth statistics might look impressive on paper, they mask a troubling reality where wealth concentration actually impedes economic dynamism rather than enabling it.

Breaking the Cycle

The solution to our productivity puzzle, therefore, might lie not in yet another skills initiative or infrastructure project (though these remain important), but in addressing the fundamental imbalance in our economy. We need mechanisms to redirect capital from passive asset acquisition to productive investment, from wealth storage to wealth creation.

This could involve reformed tax policies that incentivise productive investment over asset holding, or new financial instruments that make it easier for productive enterprises to access capital. We might need to rethink our approach to property ownership and usage, ensuring that our cities remain places of production, not just investment vehicles for the global elite.

A Better Brew

The UK’s productivity problem isn’t just about how we work – it’s about how our economy works. While it’s easy to joke about our cultural quirks and working habits, the real solution lies in addressing the structural issues that have allowed wealth concentration to distort our economic incentives.

Perhaps it’s time we stopped blaming our productivity woes on long tea breaks and rainy days, and started examining how the concentration of wealth in our society might be brewing up a perfect storm of economic stagnation. After all, a proper British cup of tea requires the right balance of ingredients – and so does a productive economy.

The path to higher productivity might not be comfortable for everyone, particularly those who’ve benefited from the current system. But like a strong cup of Yorkshire Tea, sometimes the best solutions have a bit of bite to them.

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